Fully respectable, voice of democratic leadership of the world tried recently new tactics in order to tell us why soldiers should stay in Afghanistan. Cover is brutal so if you want to look – check it yourself. Quick question to editors though: when you guys will put some of the pictures from peopleofwalmart.com on your front page. After all – we suppose to clean our own shit first before telling others how to live their lives.

Btw, only one guy knows the answer, but I don’t think he will tell anybody

They asked more than 30,000 people about where they like to touch and where they like to be touched. They also investigate the relationship between language and the body (“Listen”) and explore individuality and the hidden surprises that each body reveals when bared (“Look”). As for “Touch” they used some high-tech equipment and here we go:

John Noyes(1811-1886) spend some quality time with Bible studying at Dartmouth College, Andover Theological Seminary and Yale Theological College before he came to conclusion that Christ’s second coming had taken place in 70 A.D. He was called heretic since than but it didn’t stop him and on February 20, 1834 he declared himself perfect and free from sin. “My new relationship to God cancelled out my obligation to obey traditional moral standards or the normal laws of society” he claimed.
They exclude him from Yale and revoke his ministerial license but he continued to preach and in 1848 he founded Oneida Community. Community started from 87 members and grew to 306 by 1878 when it broke apart. They work together and own everything together including such things as marriage and kids. They believe every man and woman in the commune was married to each other and promote having sex with different partners every night so no two people fall in love with each other. All members where parents of all children in the commune (children from age 2 to 12 were not allowed to become particularly close with their biological parents). The commune had a Eugenics program – the commune leader would select what they thought were the best genetic men and woman and bread them to produce spiritually superior children.
With all that rules and 19th century around it is a miracle that commune lasted for almost 30 years. I guess John was hell of a preacher.

Some say that men have only two buttons – sex and food. They try to mix and match those things and some getting pretty good at it. For example nyotaimori (“body sushi”) – practice of serving sashimi or sushi from the body of a woman, typically naked. In Japan the practice is stigmatised and left only for “seedy sex clubs”. To become a living sushi platter, woman is trained to lie down for hours without moving. She must also be able to withstand the prolonged exposure to the cold food and of course take a bath using a special fragrance-free soap.
Against feminists wishes artists from time to time jump on such a great combination but these guys went really far: “Yes, we celebrate cannibalism as an erotic fantasy: good old-fashioned woman-eating, femme-feasting, girl-gobbling, fun!”

www.mukiskitchen.com

Check them out – they have more pics in better quality.

Here is a story from one old historian.
There was a King named Candaules who bragged of his wife’s incredible beauty to his favourite bodyguard Gyges. He went so far as ordering his bodyguard to hide behind a door in the royal bedroom to observe the Queen disrobing before bed. Gyges suppose to leave quietly while woman turn her back. So, when it happen Queen saw bodyguard leaving the room and immediately recognized that she had been betrayed and shamed by her husband and decided to have her revenge. She confronted Gyges next day leaving bodyguard with the choice “One of you must die, either my husband, the author of this wicked plot; or you, who have outraged propriety by seeing me naked.” Obviously, when woman wants it one can’t argue, so Gyges killed his King in his sleep. He married the Queen and became King, and father to the new dynasty.
Shrinks created a term Candaulism to honour killed King I guess. They say story teach us not to brag, but I think it depends who you think you are in this story – how about Gyges?:)
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Born in 1959 and looks great ever since. Her parents are George and Margaret from small town of Willows, Wisconsin. She attended Willows High School and Manhattan International High School (probably was a slow learner). She has a romantic relationship with Mr Ken Carson since 1961 but in 2004-2006 dated Australian surfer named Blaine during split up with Ken. She has over 40 pets including cats, dogs, horses, panda, lion cub and a zebra. She owned lots of vehicles including Corvette convertibles, trailers and jeeps. She holds pilot’s license and can operate commercial airliners serving as a flight attendant (not clear if she can do it at the same time). She was Miss Astronaut, Doctor and Nascar. Scientists say she is anorexic and she lacks body fat required for woman to menstruate. In 2003 one Committee pointed out that here revealing clothes and shameful postures, accessories and tools are a symbol of decadence to the perverted West. See for yourself: Read the rest of this entry »

“I earn my living by sleeping with other women’s husbands or boyfriends. But I am in no way a prostitute as sex surrogacy is legal, as long as it is done in a therapeutic and healing atmosphere. People are paying for counselling and to cure their problems – not sex. I am helping improve and change the sex lives of thousands of men, which means I am also helping improve the sex lives of their wives and girlfriends.” Sounds to me she could have been a good lawyer also. Full article here.

Well, I thought Canadians are the best in keeping weird town names like Dildo (Newfoundland), Bastard (Ontario), Blow Me Down (Newfoundland) and none of these European places: Petting (Germany), Condom (France) or even ours: Pee Pee (Ohio), Assawoman (Virginia), Beaver Lick (Kentucky) could match. But hey, “live and learn” – Austria did them all in one shot since 1070 (year when place was founded by some Focko family). Welcome to Fucking – a small settlement with population around hundred people. Tourists not only take village sign literally all the time – i.e. fucking near it but also steal it a lot. And since “neighborhood watches” – settlers add another sign to the one that states name of this beautiful place. For those of you who don’t speak German “Bitte – nicht so shnell” means “Please – not so fast” (drive slowly). Do you know a better name for a village, city or a country?

For those of you who did not see that – you must! When it comes to sketch comedy – British are the best

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As per U.S. statistics American woman kisses an average of 80 men before get married. During such pleasant act 34 facial muscles in motion. While kissing human body produce a substance that is 200 times more powerful than morphine in terms of narcotic effect. French kiss called snog and some say it is not actually invented by French. Average person will spend an estimated two weeks of their lives kissing. They say 66 percent of people keep their eyes closed while kissing. And to keep it legal – no kissing your wife on Sundays in Hartford, Connecticut and in Cedar Rapids, Iowa it is a crime to kiss a stranger. Btw, longest kiss was 30 hours and 59 minutes. And yes – “egg heads” have a science word for it – philematology. Read the rest of this entry »