Posts Tagged ‘fuckts’
“I earn my living by sleeping with other women’s husbands or boyfriends. But I am in no way a prostitute as sex surrogacy is legal, as long as it is done in a therapeutic and healing atmosphere. People are paying for counselling and to cure their problems – not sex. I am helping improve and change the sex lives of thousands of men, which means I am also helping improve the sex lives of their wives and girlfriends.” Sounds to me she could have been a good lawyer also. Full article here.
Well, I thought Canadians are the best in keeping weird town names like Dildo (Newfoundland), Bastard (Ontario), Blow Me Down (Newfoundland) and none of these European places: Petting (Germany), Condom (France) or even ours: Pee Pee (Ohio), Assawoman (Virginia), Beaver Lick (Kentucky) could match. But hey, “live and learn” – Austria did them all in one shot since 1070 (year when place was founded by some Focko family). Welcome to Fucking – a small settlement with population around hundred people. Tourists not only take village sign literally all the time – i.e. fucking near it but also steal it a lot. And since “neighborhood watches” – settlers add another sign to the one that states name of this beautiful place. For those of you who don’t speak German “Bitte – nicht so shnell” means “Please – not so fast” (drive slowly). Do you know a better name for a village, city or a country?
As per U.S. statistics American woman kisses an average of 80 men before get married. During such pleasant act 34 facial muscles in motion. While kissing human body produce a substance that is 200 times more powerful than morphine in terms of narcotic effect. French kiss called snog and some say it is not actually invented by French. Average person will spend an estimated two weeks of their lives kissing. They say 66 percent of people keep their eyes closed while kissing. And to keep it legal – no kissing your wife on Sundays in Hartford, Connecticut and in Cedar Rapids, Iowa it is a crime to kiss a stranger. Btw, longest kiss was 30 hours and 59 minutes. And yes – “egg heads” have a science word for it – philematology. (more…)
Born in New York, artist is best known for his installations where lots of nude people pose in “artistic formation”. I’m not an expert in art (and probably most of you either) but to convince thousands to take their clothes off somewhere in famous public place – definitely deserve a respect. According to Wikipedia – Mexico City was his maximum score – 18,000 people. He actually started from taking pictures of singles in public places and then “grown” a lot. So, here is a way to convince your girl-friend to strip in a park.
Some of his work … (more…)
Several scholars from one of the world’s famous and oldest universities of the world decided to pose naked for calendar to raise money for poverty-stricken third world countries (they say it will cost £10). Oxford University is alma mater for twenty-five British Prime Ministers, at least twelve saints and eighty-six Archbishops of Canterbury (chief of the Church of England). I think pictures are too modest but hey, may be one of these girls become next iron lady. (more…)
For most people the older you get – the younger chick you’re trying to fuck (just don’t forget to keep it in legal age). They say it makes you feel younger. Not a lot of people can afford it though or have a necessary skill, right? But when you have a lots of skills and lots of money you can really go nuts – like these guys. Top 3 celebrity couples by age difference are (more…)
Task was simple – draw what your parents do for a living. So, little kid brought to her teacher a story of her mom working. She got lots of money selling shovels in hardware store after big snow storm. I bet you all got it from this nice picture.
This one is not so funny – at least for Michelle Owen. She is 24 and sounds like pretty much drunken stupid bitch. She went to a police to ensnare here ex-boyfriend saying that he watched child porn on her laptop and only thing police found was video where Michelle fucking with dogs. They say detective found it in “recycle bin”.
And some more from UK (more…)
This is a poster that was put out in Melbourne a year ago. Sculptor named Greg Taylor tried to promote his exhibition. Obviously, City Council ordered to torn them down and because of that Greg got a little more popularity then usual. They say around 2000 people visited his exhibition. Former dairy farmer, log cutter and bulldozer driver – Greg decided to be an artist. He did several controversy sculptures but then he “fixed” on cunts. He made over 140 of them and created an exhibit of them but as I said – City Council wasn’t too happy about promotion methods. Some pictures inside the post
Bluesies, fuck books, gray-backs, jo-jo books – these are some of the names they were called. Tijuana bibles – were popular underground porno comic books during Great Depression era. Usually 4 by 6 inches and eight pages long with black printing on cheap white paper. Unknown publishers and writers and well known cartoon characters, political figures and movie stars. Most of these books had racist, sexist, sodomy and “politically incorrect” pictures. They say authors or publishers have never been caught or prosecuted – well during Depression I guess people had other things to do.
Here is the link where you can see more of them.